Handmade for the neurodivergent community · Custom requests welcome

Engraved Gifts

Drunk Teenager Keychain

$6.00

Bottle/can opener keychain with the words "It's so hard being a drunk teenager when you're in your 40's" laser engraved on the back.

Product Features

Bottle/can opener keychain with the words "It's so hard being a drunk teenager when you're in your 40's" laser engraved on the back.

  • Laser engraved in our shop on a premade metal blank
  • Split key ring included
  • Save money on shipping with market pickup
Shipping & Returns

Each piece is handcrafted in small batches. Please allow 3–5 business days for your order to be made and prepared.

Free local pickup is available in the Frackville area. Shipping rates are calculated at checkout.

Because every item is made by hand, returns are accepted within 14 days for unused items in original condition. Custom orders are final sale.